March 2012
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
My Tumblr summed up in 7 questions.
URL: russet
Top 5 fandoms you’ll see:
Homestuck
Harry Potter
Dr. Who
Pokemon
My Little Pony
Top 3 celebrities you’ll see:
I don’t even really post much celebrity stuff?
David Tennant
Dante Basco
Ellen Page
Top 3 other topics you’ll see:
Cats
Ferrets
Food
Do I make graphics? I draw… Do I liveblog? Nope.
My ask box is: Painfully empty…
derperistical:
striderkind:
man am i the only one who likes the new dashboard bar
i mean it’s different but i really like the colors owo
finally someone who voices what i think
why all the hate omg
I'd rather be weird as fuck, than boring as hell
erinthesails:
And yet I still somehow manage to be both
Rose is kinda gangsta...
rufiozuko:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
I'm not Tumblr famous.
leanus:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests often.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why
WHAT IF
m4ge:
ghostleadermorty:
ghostleadermorty:
nocauseforalarm:
ALL OF THE ALPHA TROLLS
ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BETAS
AT LEAST PERSONALITY WISE
SO ALL THE “NICE” TROLLS ARE “MEAN”
AND THE “MEAN” TROLLS ARE “NICE”
imagine nepeta’s ancestor
:33< get bent
cUNT DESTROYER,
I need more Homestucks to follow! Reblog if you...
fleefa:
eridangirlhomestuckfan:
trickytavros:
fefmpreg:
Hello… … TIME TO PARTY
