March 2012
if people honestly believe jennifer lawrence needs to lose weight i give up on life
Hussie
You said Slick is your only friend
And then you threw him off a balcony.
Subscribing to the Vriska book of friendship, are we?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
I try not to, but sometimes it just slips out, haha… ;w;
The last time I can think of… was about a week ago? It wasn’t even really in front of them; I was talking to my sister, in my room, and they were passing by and heard me.
Obscure questions. Fuck it. Do it. Give it to me now.
- 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
- 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
- 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
- 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
- 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
- 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
- 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
- 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
- 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
- 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
- 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
- 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
- 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
- 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
- 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
- 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
- 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
- 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
- 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
- 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
- 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
- 22: Which continents have you been on?
- 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
- 24: Backpacks or satchels?
- 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
- 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
- 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
- 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
- 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
- 30: The latest you've ever slept?
- 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
- 32: Do you pick at scabs?
- 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
- 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
- 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
- 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
- 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
- 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
- 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
- 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
- 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
- 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
- 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
- 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
- 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
- 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
- 47: City or nature person?
- 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
- 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
- 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
((These side effects will occur if you try and dilute anything with anything, it’s 1st grade science u kno))
Every day I'm bitchslappin': Harry Potter is better if you change the word "wand" to "willy" each time you read it. →
gonnaslapabitch.tumblr.com
- “Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
- “A magic willy… this was what Harry had been really…
freeze right now and take a picture with your webcam
do not move
do not smooth your hair
do not put down what you’re eating/drinking
tired
practically upsidedown on my bed with my laptop
Had to literally freeze my face and hand and lean down with my other hand, pick up my laptop, and take the picture. Didn’t even blink.
Okay no I did blink, that was a lie.
well then
what am I even doing…
- Caesar: Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
- Peeta: I was on fire too.
- Caesar: No.
- Snow: Here's your crown, Katniss.
- Peeta: I won the games too.
- Snow: No.
Reblog if you remember watching this show.
Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat
best goddamn cat show ever.
yes
A list of things that do not offend people
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•why are all the dots black you fucking racist
What Pokemon type are you? →
quizazz.com
Ghost type
The naughtiest and most playful type! A highly mischevous person, you enjoy bending the rules a little so things can be more fun. Despite your big sense of humour, you do have a serious side to you- and the contrast can confuse people.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the kind who haunts old buildings or shrines to pull pranks on the visitors.
Ghost Moves that suit you are Astonish, Shadow Sneak and Confuse Ray.YES GOOD…perfect
Normal Type
The sweetest and most friendly type! A highly affectionate person, you always love others before yourself- which means you often feel quite humble and modest. You are also very cuddlesome and people flock to you for comfort!
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the least violent of them all, and instead focus your power on healing and caring for other Pokemon. Normal Moves that suit you are Heal Bell, Sweet Kiss and Helping Hand.
Not surprised at all.
HUNGER GAMES THEME SONG
I have no clue but he's funny as fuck
LOL I FUCKING DIED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHO IS THE GENIUS WHO CREATED IT?
“The Hunger Games Theme Song”
this is amazing.
what the fuck did i just listen to
LOFLAFJOIADM dead. i can’t.
YES
BEST
THIS FREAKING SONG
I LOVE IT
A HUNKY MALE THATS GALE LOLOLOL
omg what did I just hear
i was like “who the fuck is Hamish…OH Haymitch!”
