May 2012
me: goes to someone's house
me: spends duration of visit on floor with pets
conversationparade:
HORRIFIED SCREAM
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
everyone when they first made a tumblr: how the hell do i work this
smellsliketeenfanfiction:
so earlier today my mom ran over a squirrel bc she wasn’t paying attention and at that exact moment someone called me and i forgot my ringtone was mmm watcha say so i started laughing and choking on my sobs of laughter and my mom had to pull over bc she thought i was having an asthma attack or something
lunalalonde:
andrew hussie should get quest bed duvet covers made
because that shit would sell
thorhead:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
I feel like Agent Coulson isn't getting much love...
holytoledobatman:
This one’s for you, Agent Coulson. (p.s. we all know your first name is Agent.)
